he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
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