I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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