She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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