Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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