she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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