Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I'm always down for nudity.
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