I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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