At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
i dont even know how to be here
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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