No awkward lesbian experiences without me
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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