and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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