He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
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