ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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