So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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