We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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