it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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