She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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