On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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