I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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