Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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