well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
What a dumb baby whore.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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