i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
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