ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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