Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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