Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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