She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
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