OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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