You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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