idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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