C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I don't think brook has ever known best
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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