butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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