I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I'm passing your future prison.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Randomize