Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
i just wanna soil my oats bro
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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