I need help removing her.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
Randomize
