Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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