Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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