it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
But theres a keg here and me gusta
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Randomize
