Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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