i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
