I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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