i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
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