Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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