Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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