Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
why do cheetos always look like penises
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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