It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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