do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Nicole vs. Life
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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