you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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