So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
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