Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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