Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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