In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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