Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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