What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Pooping to opera.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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