I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Randomize